Hello, fellow wanderers of the quirky, odd, and uniquely Robbie-esque! Today, I come to you with big news wrapped in irony, stirred with a hint of AI, and sprinkled with an expat dream that’s about to become reality. Yes, folks, I’m doing it again—Oddly Robbie is trying to expat once more. And where am I heading? The land of art, tapas, and high-speed trains: Spain.

First, About the Milk (or Not Milk?)

Before I dive into my move, let me share a little irony that feels tailor-made for my quirky world. You know how I’m borderline obsessed with NotMilk, the AI-designed, creamier-than-real-milk plant-based alternative? The one that’s banned in the U.S. because, apparently, calling it “milk” upsets the dairy industry? Well, I’ve got a solution: let’s call it “Not Not Milk.” I mean, why not lean into the irony? It’s not milk, but it’s also not not milk. I can already see the ad campaigns—“Confused? So are we. But it’s delicious!”

The kicker? While the U.S. frets over whether we’re smart enough to tell the difference between almond juice and cow’s milk, I’ll be sipping NotMilk in Spain, where people are too busy enjoying life to sweat the semantics.

But Wait—Why No Lawsuits for Milk of Magnesia?

And while we’re on the topic of “milk” controversy, riddle me this: Why does “Milk of Magnesia” get a free pass?

Think about it. If the dairy industry is so protective over the word “milk,” why haven’t they sued the makers of a product that’s literally named after a laxative?

Turns out, there’s a reason:

1. It’s Been Around Forever – Milk of Magnesia has been a household name since the late 1800s. Unlike oat or almond milk, it was never a threat to dairy. By the time Big Milk started freaking out over plant-based alternatives, this one had already cemented its place in medicine cabinets.

2. Nobody Is Confusing It with Dairy – Let’s be real—nobody is pouring Milk of Magnesia into their morning coffee. The dairy lobby argues that oat and almond “milk” confuse consumers, but this one? Somehow, we all know better.

3. It’s a Historical Term – The “milk” in Milk of Magnesia refers to its milky, white appearance, not its ingredients. Just like “coconut milk” and “cream of tartar,” it gets a pass because it predates the dairy industry’s existential crisis.

4. Regulatory Focus on Food, Not Medicine – The FDA and dairy lobbyists spend their time going after food and beverages, not over-the-counter pharmaceuticals. Since Milk of Magnesia is classified as a drug, it flies under the radar.

So apparently, it’s okay to call something “milk” if it gives you diarrhea but not if it’s a delicious, AI-designed plant-based alternative. Go figure.

Maybe NotMilk should lean into the irony and release a NotMilk of Magnesia—a plant-based digestive aid that also won’t confuse anyone.

Why Spain?

Now, onto the big reveal: why am I moving to Spain? Here’s the thing—when you’re someone like me, trying to thrive as an artist, writer, and all-around oddball, the environment matters. I’ve spent years chasing better days, more balance, and a place that fuels creativity instead of draining it. Spain checks all those boxes.

For starters, Spain is all about art. From the surrealism of Salvador Dalí to the architectural wonders of Gaudí, creativity pulses through its streets. Everywhere you turn, there’s inspiration—museums, galleries, and even the graffiti feels like it’s in conversation with the universe. And let’s not forget flamenco. Yes, I plan to awkwardly clap along at some point.

Geek Paradise

But here’s the cherry on top: Spain isn’t just for artists—it’s also home to Málaga, a city affectionately trying to claim the title of “Spanish Silicon Valley.” With its growing tech scene, innovation centers, and Mediterranean sunshine, Málaga is becoming a hotspot for geeks and entrepreneurs alike. I’ll be a short train ride away, soaking up geeky inspiration during the day and creating in VR under the stars at night.

Timing Is Everything

I know what you’re thinking: why now? Didn’t the U.S. just have elections? Here’s the deal: we started this process before the elections. This isn’t about running away from anything—it’s about running toward something better. The timing just happened to align, but the truth is, I’ve always believed in chasing the environments where we can thrive.

For me, that means more days where I wake up energized to create, less time battling burnout, and more opportunities to connect with like-minded souls who value art, culture, and, well, the oddness of being human.

What This Move Means for My Work

The move is more than just a change of scenery; it’s a reset for my creativity. With Spain as my canvas, I’ll be diving deeper into my writing, creating immersive art in VR, and hopefully crafting work that resonates even more with you all. Think of this as the beginning of the next chapter for Oddly Robbie—one that’s brighter, bolder, and undeniably fueled by sangria and sunshine.

A Call to My Fellow Oddballs

To anyone dreaming of a better life, let this be your sign: it’s never too late to find a place that feels like home. Whether it’s a city, a career, or a milk alternative that makes your taste buds dance, chase what lights you up.

And for those curious about my Spain journey, don’t worry—I’ll be blogging, writing, and creating in VR to document it all. Expect updates on everything from navigating expat life to finding the best café con leche spots and, of course, my first taste of Spanish NotMilk.

Stay odd, stay curious, and here’s to new adventures!

• Oddly Robbie